Major Announcement

Major Announcement 12 November 2025 - New Product Suite, New Legal Entity and more!

Today is November 12th, 2025 as we write this, more specifically 3:49 PM Local Irish Time.

It's raining outside.

No, after years of never taking ourselves too seriously and still becoming the fastest growing start-up, we will never make a normal PR announcement. We don't really give enough f*cks to hire someone to write this sh*t when little words do trick.

Here's the latest:

We are now legally incorporated as a newly-formed private limited company under Irish law, effective 11/11/2025.

Registered company name: NAKED ADS AND ROBOTS LIMITED - because we thought even the CRO (the body responsible for incorporating a registered business in Ireland) would accept that name as an official business name. It took them only 1 business day to gladly accept it.

Our Registered Business address has changed and is now:
VENTURE HUB, 136 CAPEL STREET, DUBLIN 1, D01 T2C9, IRELAND

Our company registration number is:
CRO NUMBER: 801465

What does a newly incorporated NudeAds under Irish law ultimately mean:

Easier access to trade partners in the continental U.S., U.K., CA, AUS, just to name a few.

We decided against an Estonian Entity or a Delaware LLC although, it would've made our lives damn easier.

Here's why we are temporarily ceasing service to new clients:

Irish Banks

Most Popular brick-and-mortar Business Accounts providers won't offer a business account to our newly formed Irish Based entity as we work in a high-compliance industry.

That was fine, until we even struggled with Irish Online Fintechs, although not the one depicted here for comedic purposes:

Fintech joke

Fear not!

We have changed our business model at the banks request and we have now resolved our new banking struggles with all multiple major Irish Banks:

Success

New Product Suite

Alrighty, let's start talking about our new Product Suite, which our attorneys, have unfortunately, made sure the statements below are "corporate" and not "NudeAds Corporate" style which is a shame:

Undressing Reddit

Our Most Known service, used by the largest-by-revenue 7/10 of AI Adult platforms in the world currently.

Reimagined, Improved, Cheaper.

Now with pricing starting as low as $4,900 monthly.

More details coming on our re-opening scheduled by EOW.

Social Ascend

Our 2nd offering in our Product Suite, remains the same dependable, now faster and more affordable Social Ascend product:

Social Ascend Product

TikTok Verification

You can now get a guaranteed TikTok verification checkmark (yes the blue tick) without any requirements.

Now starting at only $7,520 for Businesses and $2,850 for Individuals.

All the usual Social Ascend services remain available too:

  • Username claims
  • TikTok, Meta, Google Ads accounts unbans
  • Un-shadowbans for all major social media platforms

Coming back on the (re)launch!

🆕 NEW:

Run ANY (no full-nudity, firearms or gore) ads on TikTok ads without bans!

Only $9,800 monthly!

All our social media services are fulfilled by insiders, employed at these companies. As you probably know, the NudeAds founder is an ex-TikTok employee and all people on the team exclusively come from Big Tech Backgrounds.

Not even on purpose, we aren't in Suits and we don't hold a "Harvard" cult type of rule.

🎉 MOST EXCITING 🎉

While you notice products missing in this announcement, that's because in a few hours time, based on when you are reading this, we are going to announce new actually ground-breaking products that will set the bar for others to follow in this high-compliance industry.

We apologize for not currently accepting new clients. Big things are coming.

New Deals in the works with:

CrakRevenue
OurDream

Thanks for reading today's Raw Report.

You can expect one multiple times a day, once a month, or we might forget it exists.

However we do encourage checking it daily for up-to-date high-compliance industry news and advancements.